Ok, so that night was the first night in the same house (in the same room [in the same bed])
soooo cute!
Ali: When's the good part?
just wait! so while they were sleeping, I bought Carson this:
in the middle of the night though, Ali got up and:
I thought Ali might have exploded it was SO loud!
Ali: still not the good part! and... EWWW!
JUST WAIT!
In the morning, Carson woke up and cooked waffles, except they burnt!
Carson: hey! are you judging me?
No!
Ali: there's the good part!
What? no it isn't?
Ali: yes! Carson cooked BREAKFAST!
how sweet! *rolls eyes*
so then they ate.
After breakfast, Carson painted:
All while Carson painted, Ali did this: *cue montage music*
(well if you puke as much as ali [and as loud] you gotta clean it up)
it's a coupon for a cooking skill book by the way. you should buy it (Carson needs it! ;))
Carson: Hey!
sorry carson!
Ali: you better be! no one messes with muh HUBBY!
LOL
Ali: >:(
LOL!
Ali: *BOOM*
oops...
anyways, when Carson finished painting his fishy in water, I framed it and hung it on the wall!
Carson: What? that's not a FISH!
then what is it?
Carson: it's a BIRD.
oh... sorry!
ok then Ali left for work. BYE ALI! HAVE FUN WIPING SNOT OFF THOSE TODDLER'S FACES!
BUT! she does look good in that uniform
Carson: you BET she does!
Ali: yea...
so then, Carson decided he wanted to join the self employed painter career.
Ali: he walked into City Hall a normal (HAWT) man,
and he walked out, a PAINT SPLASHER
wow! you look THE SAME!
Ali: SHUT UP!
Carson: Ali, she has a point...
When Carson got back home Ali was there, and this happened:
Ali: Carson, I'm pregnant.
and Carson said this:
Carson: Really?!
Ali: yea...
Carson: If it's a girl, we should name her Annie and if it's a boy, we should name him William.
Ali: I love those names!
Carson: I couldn't be happier right now! I'm gonna be a DAD!
yes, Carson, we were there when it happened.
Then, Carson did this:
Carson: yup there's sumthin there! lemme listen for it!
Carson: WOW! hey! i hear if you talk to them before they're born, they like you better in the future!
Carson: hello there little unborn child! you're so cute! yes you are!
we can only hope, Carson. you don't know what it looks like!
Ali: MY CHILD IS NOT AN IT! MY CHILD IS A... A... oh fine! it's an it! BUT JUST FOR NOW!
Yay! He's a self-employed painter. You took meh advice! Yay you!
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